For our greatest television debate I'm going to talk about my favorite episode of my favorite TV show. By now, everyone knows that I'm a huge fan of "The Simpsons". I've written about the show a lot so far, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. Not only am I going to write about it today, but I will have many posts in the future that will be "Simpsons" centric. That show is the best and I can't say enough great things about it. Just for today I want to tell you all about the most perfect episode of "The Simpsons". This episode is "The Simpsons" at it's absolute best. The episode I'm going to talk about today is "Behind the Laughter", the season 11 finale.

This is their parody of all the "Behind the Music" stuff that VH1 did, but "The Simpsons" do it ten thousand times better. I absolutely love that they took something that is very popular, yet very depressing, and made it hilarious. It is just a perfect episode. The episode opens just like any other "Behind the Music" episode does, with the announcers voice over, explaining the Simpson family humble beginning, even stating that they are from Iowa. It's your typical "Simpsons" episode, Bart is being a terror, Lisa is being shunned, Maggie is being Maggie, Marge is questioning, yet still supporting Homer, and Homer, he brings up the fact that "there aren't any families like ours on TV". Marge then says to the filmographer, "So I told him, piss or get off the pot", where the voice over guy responds, "and piss, he did". This leads us into Homer's pilot episode for his show, "My Funny Family". It's ridiculous, of course. Homer is inviting his boss, played by Bart, over for dinner, he gets a stain on his clothes and he overloads the washing machine with way too much detergent. His catchphrase for his show is "Mamma Mia!", which when he's saying it, he grabs his cheeks, a la Kevin McCallister in "Home Alone". When the washing machine is overflowing, even Maggie does the hands to the cheeks implying that she's saying "Mamma Mia!". Bart is your typical over the top boss, constantly yelling at Homer. Even though he brings this pilot to many TV offices, places like NBC, CBS and even Telemundo, the only one that bites is Fox. I love this because only "The Simpsons" can constantly rag on the network that their show is on and get away with it. Imagine if "Friends" tried to do something like that to NBC when it was on. They would have pulled it in a heart beat. While filming later episodes of the show, Homer is caught strangling Bart, because that's what Homer does, and the people filming and the network execs that are present love it. They tell Homer that he should do this in every episode and he does. After this, as Homer puts it, "horrific act of child abuse", the show becomes a huge hit. The Simpson family is making so much money, Marge exclaims, "we were using 20 dollar bills as toilet paper, and toilet paper as dog toilet paper". There's another scene of their house being flooded by a big dump truck that has the word CAVIAR in big bold letters on the side and another dump truck with the words TOAST POINTS dumping all this into their living room. The family starts to get so famous, they begin merchandising everything, including diaphragms with Marge's face on them. They also start a music career, with their hit song, that sweeps the Grammy's that year, "Simpson Family Boogie". They naturally follow that hit up with a holiday themed album, entitled "Simpson Christmas Boogie", also a huge hit. But, with all the success, fame and money, trouble found them.

See, that is what is so great about this episode, they perfectly ape the ridiculousness that is "Behind the Music". Bart becomes kind of the spoiled bad boy type. He is a parody of a Corey Feldman or MaCauly Caulkin. He's showing up late to couch gags, he's making terrible movies because he has "fair weathered fans to feed" and he even gets himself kicked out as a judge of a beauty contest. He has to go away at some point, and his good friend Richie Rich fills in for his role. Lisa is so upset at what her family has become, she writes a tell all book. She complains that Homer makes her work too much and is giving her anti growth pills. She spills everything on Bart and complains about Marge phoning in some episodes. Marge is just upset that her family is falling apart and she wants everyone to just be nice to one another again. But Homer has the best bad luck. He buys MC Hammer's old house, smashes out the HAMMERTIME written on the front gate and changes it to HOMERTIME, but he's found to be a big time tax evader and he gets everything repossessed. He has also developed a terrible painkiller addiction from doing all his own stunts. He says during this segment, "the stunts were like a drug to me, but what was more like a drug, was the drugs". That's exceptional writing. After he gets clean, he has to take on some pretty awful acting jobs after that, just to pay the taxman. He plays the role of "landlord" in "RENT", and as he tells it, I literally chewed the scenery and holds up a piece of the set that has literal bite marks out of it. Bart goes on to replace Lorenzo Lamas in a "Renegades" remake and that's a disaster. Marge has her own one woman show that she has to perform in dingy bars. And Lisa, she is still spilling the beans on the family to anyone that will listen.

One of my absolute favorite parts is when they sit down to a Thanksgiving meal together. Everyone has brought their own lawyer, and Lisa's lawyer is the biggest badass of them all, yelling "That is assault!", at Marge after she bad mouths Lisa for writing a tell all book. Homer has one of the best lines here too, saying, "it was the best Thanksgiving ever. The emotional distress was terrible, but the gravy", then he does his drooling noise. They split after this. Bart goes to rehab to get his life back together, Lisa goes off and does her own thing, Marge continues her one woman show and Homer finds a new passion, dusting and cleaning sound mixing boards. Then, an awards show hosted by Willie Nelson individually invites the whole family, each member separately, and that's the first time they'd been on stage together in a long time. They begin to sing a song, which turns into a fight, but then Willie Nelson saves the day. He explains that the award show is fake, much to the dismay of a Woody Allen type character, and it was just a rouse to get the family back together again. They relent after they hear the entire crowd chant "HUG! HUG! HUG!", and they go back to normal. They begin shooting the show again, just like they originally had it planned. The episode closes with the family by an editing board, the voice over guy saying that there will be many more "Simpsons" episodes to come, and we hear Homer say, "this will be the last season".

From start to finish, this is, in my opinion, the most perfect episode of "The Simpsons". There is not one dull moment and everything about it is absolutely hilarious. "Behind the Laughter" took me by surprise, but I will still watch it anytime it's on FXX, or whenever I put on my season 11 DVD. When I watch the DVD, I watch that episode at least 5 or 6 times. I love it.

"Behind the Laughter" is not just the best "Simpsons" episode ever, it is the best episode of any TV show, ever.

Ty

Ty is the Pop Culture editor for SeedSing and the other host of the X Millennial Man podcast. With over 500 episodes, Ty has a couple years worth of Simpson's related tv articles to still write. Make sure you are one of Ty's follows on twitter to hear his true thoughts @tykulik.