Today is the only day I’ll be writing this week. We have the holidays coming up, and I am going to be super, super busy. My kids are on break from school, my wife is off work and we have what seems like a million places to go for the rest of the week starting at 11am tomorrow morning. Also, if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times, bloggers deserve vacation as well. So, with it being Festivus today, I figure I will leave you all with my airing of grievances. I said on a recent pod that I’m usually pretty upbeat around the holidays, and this year is no different. But there is always something to complain about. I think we prove that on the pod pretty frequently.

My first grievance should be obvious to all, it’s the “government”. Yes, I’m stoked that incompetent asshole got impeached, but that’s not enough. He needs to be removed from office. The powers that be need to realize this. He is incapable of performing his job, he’s a hothead, a crook, a phony, a narcissist, a racist, a homophobic and xenophobic ghoul. He’s a monster. He is the worst person I can think of. He attacks people of color, women and children on a daily basis. He is a scourge on society, and we need ourselves rid of him and his cohorts. He is an awful, ill fit person. He is a criminal, without intelligence. He makes the US a joke. We are laughed at on a daily basis by other countries.

Second, the “presidents” followers are beyond moronic at this point. What else does he have to do, or not do, for you dumb dumbs to realize how truly terrible he is? For people to still defend him, I just don’t get it. He’s a monster, like I said, and anyway who still supports him, don’t talk to me, don’t try to be my friend, don’t explain why, I’m done with you all. I simply cannot deal with his supporters anymore.

Third, on some lighter notes, I am disappointed, yet again, in Michigan football. I think I’ve said pretty much all I can about that team this past season, and yet I still need to say, one more time, I’m so very disappointed in how they performed all year. I’m bummed that I haven’t gotten to see Zion Williamson play a real NBA game yet. He has the potential to be great, but he may end up being more Sam Bowie than Charles Barkley. College basketball has been a mess due to injury, top prospects going overseas to play professionally, which is very smart, players leaving after a few games to focus on the draft and all the number one ranked teams going down immediately after getting that number one ranking. The NFL is becoming harder and harder to enjoy because of the things they prioritize. There are far too many women and children abusers allowed to play. I’m sick of these abusers only missing a game here and there, then instantly being reinstated. This is a league that has blackballed a guy for peacefully protesting police violence. He never hit anyone, yelled at anyone, threatened anyone, but he isn’t allowed in the league and Richie Incognito is. It’s not fair. Roger Goodell is a sellout and a shill. Screw him and all his cronies.

Finally, I’m sick and tired of the weather here in Saint Louis constantly changing. A week ago we got 8 inches of snow. The day I write this, it’s 60 degrees outside. In fact, it’s going to 66 degrees on Xmas day. Oof magoof. Please, morons, tell me why you think climate change is a myth. It should never, ever be this warm in the Midwest this time of year. It’s not normal.

Okay, I feel much better now that I’ve aired my grievances. If only RD was at my house right now, I could own him in some feats of strength. Maybe it’s time my son and I do feats of strength together. Okay, I’ll be back in a week with a good amount of fresh topics. Enjoy whichever holiday you all celebrate, and be safe.

Ty

Ty is the Pop Culture editor for SeedSing and the other host of the X Millennial Man Podcast.

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