The NBA Finals are set, and it is two teams that I openly loathe. If you read my piece yesterday, you know why I despise this current Mavericks team. As for the Celtics, I've never been a fan. Let’s discuss.

As a kid I loved the Supersonics. The Sonics and Celtics weren't rivals, but I still rooted against the Celtics. It was also easy to hate on the Celtics as a kid because they weren't very good when I was younger. They had Rick Pitino as head coach for a bit, and those teams were horrendous. They would roll out guys like Ron Mercer, old Dominique Wilkins, Xavier McDaniel, Dee Brown and Dino Radja, to name a few. These were bad teams and I rooted against them throughout my childhood. But now they are good. Their best player is from Saint Louis. Jaylen Brown is a ferocious defender and dunker and he can shoot the rock. Derrick White was a perfect trade for them. Al Horford is consistent as hell. Kristaps Porzingis, when healthy, provides what they need from the center position in the modern NBA. The Celtics are legit. The Mavs are good as well, but this feels like found money for them. They are on a real heater. They are getting more free throws than their opponents. They are getting away with fouls constantly. They are setting illegal screens and getting away with it. They are the darlings of the league and it makes me sick to my stomach. But we are now here.

The Mavs and Celtics are playing for a title. One of the brighter young stars, Luka Doncic or Jayson Tatum, will get their first ring. Mark Cuban will go out a champ, or Brad Stevens will prove his move to the front office was the correct choice. And I will hardly watch any of it. I am wildly disinterested in this matchup. I truly do not care who wins. I'd love to see the Celtics lockdown both Doncic and Irving, but I really don't think I'll tune in for more than a half an hour total in this series. I don't like these teams. I think I have made that abundantly clear. I despise the two stars on the Mavs. I only root for Tatum because he is from my hometown, and I don't root for him all that often. But, I know the readers of my sports stuff want me to break it down, so I'll give it a go.

The Mavs have a better backcourt on offense. Doncic and Irving are better than Derrick White and Jrue Holiday on that end. But the Celtics backcourt is far more superior on defense. Holiday is one of the best perimeter defenders currently in the NBA. White is a nuisance. They are going to make it really tough for Doncic and Irving. But those dudes will get theirs on offense. And Holiday has been a non factor on offense. White is fine, but streaky. The Mavs have the backcourt advantage, As for the frontcourt, the Celtics are light years ahead. Tatum is a bonafide star. All these people saying he is "having a rough playoffs" are clearly not paying attention. He is excellent, he just doesn't run his mouth. He is a boring superstar, and I applaud him for that. Jaylen Brown is a force. That dude can play the game of basketball. He is very good, very intense and understands this game maybe better than anyone playing right now. And be it Horford or Porzingis, they can both shoot and rebound the ball. Horford is a better defender, but they are both pretty interchangeable. I'd happily take those three over Daniel Gafford, Derrick Lively and Derrick Jones Jr. Tatum is way, way, way better than Jones Jr. Brown is far, far superior to any 4 or any 5 on the Mavs that may guard him. And while Lively is very good and hyper athletic, he is a rookie and this is, by far, the biggest stage he has ever played on in his life. That is a lot to ask of a rookie. The frontcourt is clearly in favor of the Celtics. Both of these teams' benches are very plain. The Mavs bring PJ Washington or Daniel Gafford off the bench. They also have Tim Hardaway Jr, Dante Exum, Josh Green and Maxi Kleber. No one truly stands out to me. As for the Celtics, they are bringing Payton Pritchard, Sam Hauser, Luke Kornet and Oshae Brisset off their bench. Again, none are world beaters. Then we have the coaches. Jason Kidd has proven his worth. He is getting the most out of this team. He has made the defense better than I ever imagined they could be. Joe Mazzula has the better team, has a better defense and the Celtics were the best team in the NBA all season long. They have hiccups here and there that they need to clean up. For the most part though, this is about as solid a team as the NBA has seen in a long, long time.

If I am looking over everything and trying to pick a winner, I have to go back to defense. The Celtics are a much, much better defense, and I think they will find a way to make guys other than Luka Doncic and Kyrie Irving beat them. They will try to make Derrick Jones Jr hit shots. They won't allow the Mavs guards to throw alley oops with ease. They will make life tough, and when it gets tough for Doncic, he decides to whine instead of just playing through it. For defense alone I'm going Celtics in 6. 

Ty

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