Best of 2023 - Movies

This week I'll be doing my "Best Of" lists. As I do every year, I will do my personal top 5 picks in movies, music, television, podcasts and sports. I enjoy doing these. I like to go back and see other people's lists and see if I agree or disagree. It's also a good way to reflect on the year in pop culture for me, and to see what I have missed and need to catch up on over the next few months. I'm going to start with my top 5 movies of 2023.

Before I get into my list it needs to be said that I have not yet seen "Oppenheimer", "Poor Things", "The Holdovers" and many other movies I am excited to see. I have two young kids involved in many after school activities, so getting to the movies is a tough one for me. Just keep that in mind.

Coming in at number 5 for me in 2023 is "Cocaine Bear". This movie has a senseless and, for lack of a better word, stupid plot. A wild bear ingests some cocaine that has fallen out of a plane and goes on a rampage. And I loved every second of this movie. I was howling at some of the things I saw. This movie is hilarious. It is also incredibly gory. This movie has some of the most gruesome kills that I have ever seen in a movie. The actors are clearly having a good time, led by Kerri Russell who is magnetic. The story, as I said, is so dumb, but the writers and actors took it all in stride and really made something entertaining, funny, gory and an absolute blast. I did watch it on Peacock, but I kind of wished I got out to the theater to see it. This deserves to be seen on a big screen. "Cocaine Bear" is one of the funnest movies that came out all year.

At number 4 I have "M3GAN". Here we have another gruesome and gory movie. What does that say about me? That is for another day I guess. "M3GAN" is "Robocop" for a new generation. The doll of M3GAN is meant to be a comfort to a girl who loses her folks to a car accident at the beginning of the movie. M3GAN is not that. She is a murderous doll who will stop at nothing to protect this young girl. At times I sided with the doll. Other times, the things she did were horrendous. But the movie kept my attention. The dance that the doll does coming out of an elevator has become very viral and very big in pop culture. Allison Williams continues to prove time and again how good of an actor she can be with proper material. The young girl that plays Williams' niece does a great job. But this movie is all about the idea of AI becoming more destructive than good and how we try to come to grips with all of that. I was astounded that a movie like this could make me think of things like AI and all the good and bad it could bring. "M3GAN" is a total blast and I have watched it way more than once since it came to streaming.

At number 3 I have "John Wick: Chapter 4". These movies continue to get bigger, more and more violent, more and more outrageous and longer and longer. And I am totally here for it. "JW4" is an achievement in non-stop action in a nearly 3 hour movie. There are so many beautifully violent choreographed action scenes that come at you relentlessly. This movie is long, the longest in the series to date, but it never drags. There is always something to keep your attention. They find ways to keep the story moving from one movie to the next. I cannot imagine they are going to stop anytime soon because these movies keep adding characters and keep having John Wick stick around. Keanu Reeves is doing some of the best work of his career with this character. It is a perfect fit for him. I cannot wait for the next chapter to come out and see where they go from here. "John Wick" is the best action series that has come out in a long time. I hope they keep making these and they keep making each one longer and longer.

At number 2 I have "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse". I don't know how they do it, but these are the coolest looking movies I have ever watched. I feel like it is watching a comic book come to life. The way they weave in multiverses is the best way to do it. You need to be animated for all of this to make any kind of sense, and the writers here are at the top of their game. The way they have introduced us to multiple Miles Morales' is an achievement unto itself. I don't even care that the movie ends on a major cliffhanger. That just means I get to see another one of these exceptional movies. I do have superhero fatigue, but not with the "Spider Verse" movies. These movies tell the best, and most intriguing superhero stories. Give me more and more of these, just like "John Wick".

Finally, at number 1 I have "Barbie". There is no better movie that came out this year. "Barbie" is an instant classic. To take a toy and make a movie this profound and intriguing, Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach are true geniuses. Gerwig's idea for this movie was perfect and no one else could have done what she did with this movie. She made a movie about Barbie that is going to go down in history as an all time classic. Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling need to be considered for Oscars. So does America Ferrera. To give these famous Barbies and Kens faces, like Issa Rae and Simu Liu, was such a wonderful idea. My wife and I took our kids to see it and they both seemed to have a good time. I have not stopped humming "I'm Just Ken" since I saw this movie this summer. I will think about random scenes daily and laugh or contemplate my life. Margot Robbie gave a masterclass in making this plastic doll come to life. I had super high expectations before seeing this movie and it well surpassed any of those with flying colors. "Barbie" is an achievement unlike any other on this, or anyone else's best of 2023 list. It was always going to be "Barbie" for me, I just had to see it and see it on a big screen. It is now streaming, so if you haven't seen it yet, rectify that and watch it instantly. You will be blown away.

Those are my top 5 movies of 2023. Come back tomorrow for my top 5 albums/music I discovered, or rediscovered this year. 

Ty

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Ty Watches "Cocaine Bear"

I finally watched "Cocaine Bear" this weekend and it was everything I wanted it to be. The movie was violent, funny, silly, ridiculous and cool to see. I did not expect to see the best movie I have ever watched. I also did not expect to see the worst movie. It is what it is.

I saw what some critics had to say about the movie, but with certain critics you do not tend to take them seriously when they are talking about a movie like "Cocaine Bear". The movie is "based on a true story". Yes, a bear did ingest cocaine in the forest in the 80's, but not much is known about how that certain bear acted after ingesting said cocaine. This movie tries to give us a glimpse into what could happen if a bear were to ingest cocaine and go on a rampage. Elizabeth Banks did an exceptional job directing this odd, B movie. She knew exactly what she wanted and she gave it to us. I could say the same for the writers. I have to imagine, when asked to write a script about a bear ingesting cocaine, you kind of know what you are getting into. This movie didn't do any cliche stuff. Sure, there were good guys and bad guys. There were monologues. There was gore. But it was all done in fun and jest. I do not think anyone involved was taking this movie seriously.

Having said all of that, the actors did a tremendous job with the material they were given. And this cast is stacked with some very, very good actors. Matthew Rhys is in the very first scene and doesn't say a thing. But you see that he is doing something wrong and he is the reason why the cocaine ends up in the forest. Keri Russell is rocking the 80's clothing and doing a very good job of playing a distressed mother worried about her daughter. Her daughter, played by Brooklyn Prince is precocious, but not in a bad way. I enjoyed her journey. Her friend, played by Christian Convery, is goofy and funny and looks to be having a blast. He also has some great line reads. Margo Martindale is crushing it again as she does in every role she takes. She is so good as the park ranger. Jesse Tyler Ferguson is barely noticeable, but he is hilarious and his death scene is gruesome. The three punks who terrorize the ranger and the park are excellently cast and nail the job. And then we have O'Shea Jackson, Alden Ehrenreich and Ray Liotta. They are the drug guys in the movie. I do not know that anyone plays a better gangster than Liotta, may he rest in peace. Jackson has proven time and again how good of an actor he is, and he is excellent here. And Ehrenreich is the funniest part of the whole thing. His backstory and relationship with Liotta, who plays his dad, was hilarious. Isiah Whitlock Jr is great at playing a cop, and when he reads the line, "an apex predator on a whole lot of cocaine", I was in tears laughing. And Ayoola Smart, who was new to me, did a good job of being a good person gone bad. And then we have the bear. I mean, you could tell it was CGI, but it didn't matter. I loved how they made it seem like the bear knew exactly what it was doing. It felt like the bear had a plan. I was in for the fact that the bear wanted to continue to eat as much cocaine as it could get its hands on. The same can be said for the bear's cubs. They found some too and couldn't get enough. And the kills in this movie were gruesome and gross and, at times, hilarious. The music and mood of this movie, it takes place in the 80's, was pretty spot on.

I couldn't be happier with my decision to watch this movie. It was so perfect for what they were trying to do. My hat is off to Elizabeth Banks because she did a hell of a job directing something this wild. I whole heartedly recommend this movie. I may watch it again this week. 

Ty

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I'm So Ready to Go See "Cocaine Bear"

Bear regretting last saturday night

The other day I was checking out previews for upcoming movies. The impetus for this was checking out a good amount of best of lists and that turned into a deep dive which turned into what I want to see in 2023. I am also a big fan of movies that are released in theaters and on streaming at the same time. Anyway, during this deep dive I came across a bunch of people talking about a movie called “Cocaine Bear”.

I had actually heard the “Workaholics” guys talk about this movie a month or so back on their podcast. But I thought they were making a joke. I had no idea this was a real movie that was actually being made. So when I read what people were saying, I was shocked. Then I came across a two minute preview. I mean, of course I watched it right away, and of course it looks amazing.

The trailer was red band, which is the only way you should watch this trailer, and it was gory and bloody and foul and looks nuts. In said trailer we see the bear ingest the cocaine and madness ensues. The bear is on a murderous rampage. The bear’s face is soaked with blood, as is its fur. The bear is fast. It seemingly needs no sleep. It’s superhero tough. It climbs a tree in a matter of seconds. There is a scene in the trailer that shows it sniffing and choosing random body parts to eat. It’s wild! Then we have the humans involved. This cast is wild. Ray Liotta is in this movie and he looks crazy. I don’t know if it’s his last movie, but if it is, what a way to go. Keri Russell is the lead. I love this new direction she’s gone in post “Felicity”. Alden Ehrenreich and O’Shea Jackson Jr work for Liotta’s character, at least I think. Ehrenreich looks rough and Jackson Jr is missing a hand! Margo Martindale fires a shotgun out of the back of an ambulance. Isaiah Whitlock Jr is playing a cop. Jesse Tyler Ferguson is in this movie. The cast is absolutely incredible, and if the trailer is any indication, they’re giving it their all. They all look to be taking this insane situation seriously.

The thing that got me the most when watching the trailer was the whole “based on a true story” tag. I know that means they are glorifying the whole thing, and they will go over the top. But when you think about it, a bear did, indeed, ingest cocaine and went nuts. The writers took this true story and ran with it. I literally cannot wait to watch this movie. Hell, I might even go to the theater to see it on a big screen. If you haven’t seen the trailer, or even know about this movie, go check it out online right now. You will not be disappointed.

Ty

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