My Journey Back to the Movie Theater

Last night I went to a movie in a theater for the first time in nearly two years. My wife's work rented out a theater, we are all vaccinated, we wore masks when not eating or drinking and we watched "F9". I want to talk about the theater experience more than the movie.

My quick little review of "F9" is that it is absurd and ridiculous and I did not like it, but I get why it is so appealing to its fanbase and why they continue to make these movies. I have only seen two of them, this new one and the first one, but I was not into this movie at all. It was way, way too absurd. That is my quick overview for all of you.

It was very odd being back in a movie theater. We walked in like we always used to, but when I entered the theater everyone was masked. This made me feel pretty good. But as I walked around more and was checking out the theater, more and more people were removing their masks. They were eating, drinking, talking, just going about their everyday life as if COVID never existed. I envied these people, but I wore my mask most of the night. I am still not at a place where I am fully ready to remove my mask, especially when I am in an indoor setting. Again though, I was comfortable knowing that the people I was sharing the theater with had been vaccinated. It was nice. I went to the concessions beforehand to get my wife and I snacks. I had forgotten how much this stuff costs at the theater. I got two 20oz bottles of water, a bigger package of peanut M&M's and a large popcorn. That was over 25 dollars. And that large popcorn was gigantic. My wife and I did not even finish half of it. I had forgotten how big the portion size is at the movie theater. It is as absurd as the plot of "F9". No one needs that amount of popcorn ever. I can eat, and I was sick of it a quarter of the way in. The peanut M&M's still hit, and they are even better mixed in with the popcorn. And three bucks a piece for some water, give me a break. My wife also went to the bathroom halfway through the movie and bought another bottle of water and some peanut butter pretzels for us to share. That was 15 dollars. All in all, snacks were 40 dollars. That is crazy.

As for the seats, they still rule. They were recliners, they were cozy and they were spaced apart. We were not six feet away from each other, but we were a good two to three feet away. I did forget how comfy those chairs are too. If the movie hadn't been so loud, I might have fallen asleep. I was able to move around very freely. I am a 6 foot 2 inch 280 pound adult man, and I was never uncomfortable in the chair. It was my favorite part of the movie by far.

It was also kind of cool to be in a theater with forty other people, many of which know the story and enjoy the "Fast and Furious" franchise. That communal feeling, hearing people laugh at inside jokes, hearing people clap, talking to others about the characters and their backstory, that was really neat. I did not know I missed that, but last night reminded me that I do. I always liked the feeling of being in a theater with other people that are excited to see a new movie on a very big screen. I got a little of that last night. I did wear my mask the whole movie with the exception of eating, and I am sure I was one of few, but all in all it was a solid time.

I had fun, but I will say, with all the streaming channels and the ability to rent movies at home, I do not think I will return to the theaters in the future unless absolutely necessary. I have enjoyed having the choice to watch new movies in my own home on my own TV with my own snacks. I have learned a lot about myself during this still going pandemic and last night further hammered home my distaste for returning to the movie theater. It was fun, I had a good time, but I think I like watching movies from home now. That is my preferred choice for the time being.

Ty

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