The NBA Has Never Seen a Team as Bad as These Pistons

When the Philadelphia 76ers were in their "process era", I thought they were the worst professional sports franchise. They played with no fire, they weren't competitive and it felt like they knew they had little to no chance when they entered a basketball arena against another professional basketball team. There was no direction. They had no plan other than trying to get the first overall pick. It was frustrating to watch. Having said all of that, I think the 2023 version of the Detroit Pistons may be a worse basketball team.

The Pistons have, on paper, talented basketball players. They have Monty Williams, who I fully believe is a very good basketball coach. They have veterans and young guys that, again on paper, should compliment each other. But it just isn't working. They started the year 2-1. I saw a little bit of their first game and thought they had enough to win 30-32 games this year. I thought they had something to build on for next season after, most likely, securing another lottery pick in 2024. Well, they have now been beaten 27 straight times. That is an NBA record. They are, without a doubt, the worst basketball team in the NBA.

I do not think any college team could beat a professional team, but I would be lying if I didn't say that my son and I have both talked about some college teams, Purdue and Arizona mainly, that could make it closer than it should be. I have also thought that G League Ignite or one of the better G League teams may be able to actually beat them. That is absurd, but the Pistons are so inept, so lost, so bad that it is not out of the question.

When I look at their roster, and see some of the talent, this baffles me. I am a big Cade Cunningham fan. I fully believe he is going to be a solid NBA starter on a good team. He can score in bunches. But he doesn't play any defense. He also looks bored and disinterested at times on the floor. And he is always hurt. Jaden Ivey is a very skilled guard. He is fast, can get to the hoop and can create shots. But he can be too fast sometimes. He also took a big step back and was benched earlier this year. Jalen Duren is awesome. He is going to be dominant when he gets more time and more experience. But he is young and he is often injured. Ausar Thompson looks like a very decent lottery pick. He is going to need time, but he more than passes the eye test. But he cannot hit the broad side of a barn right now. Bojan Bogdanovic is too old, missing too many shots and looks like he wants to be gone. James Wiseman, who I loved in his draft, is a bust. There, I said it. Isaiah Stewart is too prone to fouling. Killian Hayes needs a change of scenery and a bench role. Marvin Bagley is another bust. Marcus Sasser should be starting, but isn't for some unknown reason. Alec Burks and Joe Harris are beyond washed up. Kevin Knox is their third true bust. At the top of the roster, with the young guys, they have talent but it is not translating at the moment. And they need it to be figured out ASAP.

2-28 is just a horrendous record. It is so bad that you cannot even laugh at it. I feel sorry for the players. I feel sorry for Monty Williams. But they are doing this to themselves. They are 28th out of 30 teams scoring in the NBA. They are 20th in rebounding. They are 26th in opponents points per game. Those are all horrendously awful team stats. And the schedule doesn't get any easier. They have Boston tonight, Toronto after that, then Houston. It may be a long while before they win again. Their best bet right now is January 10th when they face the Spurs, who have double the amount of wins that the Pistons have.

Something's gotta give because they should not be this bad. But boy oh boy are the Detroit Pistons really, really bad. 

Ty

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